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text🌻seeking legal advice

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

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[Gods, she's going to make him say it. Somehow, this is a lot more embarrassing than it used to be. Probably because he's not acting with needless bravado.]

I-I...[He clears his throat.]

Whatever...this is. I wanna be worthy of it. And I don't think I necessarily was? And I know...I know you're gonna say that I am. That I'm deserving of...this. Otherwise you wouldn't freely give it. I have enough respect to recognize that.

But you deserve...you deserve who I want to be. And I wanna work towards that.

...I dunno if that makes any sense...

[Gods, he can feel his face burning up.]

[ He's right-- Zelda wants to interrupt him and insist that he is worth it and she would not share her affections with him if he wasn't!-- But Darin takes the argument right out of her mouth (almost word for word, impressively) and she's left with no retort. ]

You are correct; that is what I intended to say. But if you genuinely wish to better yourself for your own sake as well as mine, I shall support you wholeheartedly.

[ Zelda sighs heavily. ]

Then we are in agreement that we do not wish to be legally wed at this time?

[Why is he mentally latching onto 'at this time?']

[Regardless, he laughs.]

I don't think either of us are ready for something like that...

But...that doesn't mean we have to stop...being...whatever it is we are to one another...right?

Because...Because I want that.

[I want you.]

[ Don't read into her phrasing, Darin. It just happened to come out that way.

A bit of the heaviness leaves her tone. ]

No, we don't need to stop. [ Her soft smile is audible in her voice. ] I still want this as well.

[ A small laugh. ] Otherwise I would have thought about this legality matter sooner.

[There is an audible sigh of relief.]

Thank gods...I was afraid that you— erm...n-nevermind...

S-So...uh.

About the...things I was saying...to the person I didn't realize was you...

[ That sigh of relief gets a chuckle out of Zelda. Big mood, Darin. ]

Which things?

[ Because he kind of said a lot of things... ]

The...[ahem]

The things I said about...being with my hero. And best friend.

That I'm...happy.

[He's blushing profusely.]

[ Zelda can almost hear that blush. ]

I hope you don't intend to tell me that you misspoke~

[ Her voice softens with affection, a thread of teasing weaving through it. ]

[Flustered as Darin is, he can hear that lilt in her voice.]

Misspoke?

...I'll have you know that I left plenty out. Would you care to hear more?

Edited 2024-12-07 04:47 (UTC)

Certainly. I am quite curious about what you chose not to share with your anonymous friend.

Weeeeell...for starters?

I didn't mention Elise's little treasure trove...

Or how impeccable my maybe-wife's taste is~

[ Zelda chokes and starts coughing. ]

D-Darin! You shouldn't call me that!

[ Now it's her turn to be flustered. ]

Oh come on! It's fun if we're just pretending~

And the last few weeks have felt like a honeymoon...

They have, haven't they?

[ She sighs in a way that sounds rather... dreamy. Which is appropriate-- the last few weeks have felt like a dream.

A dream she finds herself hoping never to wake up from. ]

Darin... There are a few things I should say to you too.

A...A few things?

[Darin exhales slowly. There's a part of him that's nervous but...]

[He has to stop assuming the worst. Especially where Zelda is concerned.]

A-Alright...

Hit me!

[ She laughs lightly. He's so cute when he's nervous like this. ]

You are what I want. "Plain and simple," I believe is how you said it. You are my dearest friend and I cannot-- no, I do not-- wish to imagine my life hear without you.

I am... I am happy too. Whatever this is... it makes me happy.

Edited 2024-12-07 06:17 (UTC)

[Hey Zelda that kinda sounds like a vow]

[Darin laughs as some of the anxiety melts away.]

Come on, Zelda...tell me something I don't already know...

[Gods above his face is burning up.]

[ Don't worry about it.

That sounds an awful lot like a challenge. Does he really want her to rise to it~? ]

Hmm, something you don't know...~

[ She pretends to think about it for a moment, but she already has something she knows he'd never guess. ]

All right. Before the Ghoul's Moon, there were times that I would... picture you servicing me...

[CHOKES]

Z..Z-Zelda...!

[WOW! HE WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!!]

W-Well...i-in that case...

...I'm looking forward to seeing some of the other...sleepwear...that Elise had hidden in that trunk...

Maybe...tonight?

[ Zelda laughs openly. Oh, she was hoping to get this kind of reaction from him! ]

I am amenable. [ Her grin is practically audible. ]

In fact, your assistance would be most helpful. There are a great many articles of clothing inside her trunk and I am struggling to determine which ones suit me. I would greatly value a second opinion~

Well...in that case...

[Darin glances around. No one's around and no one seems to be paying him any mind.]

I can help you. You can try them on and I can...help you out of them...?

...We might only get through one or two. This might be a project that could take a few nights. I like to be thorough.

[Do you hear that smirk, Zelda?]

[ Oh, she hears that smirk. ]

Yes, we need to take our time with this project. You know how I appreciate thoroughness.

[ Some rustling is audible through the shellphone as Zelda fishes through the trunk.

>wineandblack.jpg sent.

The photograph Darin receives is of a maroon and black colored outfit laid out on Zelda's bed. ]

This one caught my eye, but I think it might be a bit... much.

Oh really? Lemme see...[Clicks link.]

HOLY MOTHER OF—

[That whooshing sound is the sound of Darin hurling his shellphone into the sky like a live grenade.]

crapCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAPCRAP—

[SMACK. Oh good it sounds like he caught it.]

Edited 2024-12-08 00:24 (UTC)

[CLEARING HIS THROAT]

I uh...[His voice just cracked.]

I— 'Too much?' This? N-No way, it's perfectly tame! Considering you'll just be at home. With just me around. T-Totally...

Totally tame. B-But uh...I might need to. See it. In person.

Maybe take a picture or three. You know. If we're being rigorous and thorough about this research...

[ Zelda yanks the shellphone away from her ear and holds it at arm's length until his yelling finally abates.

Well then. Sounds like he likes it.

Zelda is covering her mouth to stifle a snicker as she brings the phone back to her ear. ]

Ah, I see. Perhaps my idea of risqué is too reserved. I shall have to adjust my standards.

But you bring up a good point. Give me a moment.

[ She puts the phone on hold. ]

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