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shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
forgeabettertomorrow) wrote in shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
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Bedroom Talk
Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
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...Wait.
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The crest on the back of my head. You've seen it.
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Huh, I guess I never thought about how you'd sleep with those.
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Hammock might make things easier. Just never made it a priority.
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Problem with that being... I don't think they'd do well with two people sleeping in it.
Which is probably something you'd find out soon, based on what everyone else is saying.
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Why is everyone making that assumption?!
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Darin…
I meant for me. We were talking about my setup.
But, if you want I can make all kinds of wild assumptions.
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Oh okay. No. No I read you loud and clear!
Just uh...you know. A lot of people have been talking and I was trying to set the record straight.
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[Aka: You told me you liked her so I can't confirm or deny anything here without being a bigger jackass than usual.]
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> Private
[SIGH.]
[PRIVATE NOW...]
Only when you confirm it like that.
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You usually argue this kind of thing.
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There's gotta be a way to make it so people don't think we're sharing the same bed every night.
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So that's probably why.
Just brush it off? Ask them why they're so curious where you sleep at night?
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It's not that simple! But I can't tell them that!
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Unfortunately, it could be a case of "anything you say can and will be used against you."