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shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
forgeabettertomorrow) wrote in shellphones2024-12-05 01:23 pm
Entry tags:
- alhaitham,
- axel,
- azul ashengrotto,
- cidolfus telamon,
- commander shepard,
- darin altway,
- della duck,
- emet-selch,
- gale dekarios,
- garrus vakarian,
- hiro hamada,
- jill warrick,
- karlach cliffgate,
- kaveh,
- miriam,
- naeva dos martos,
- nappa,
- ranma saotome,
- reno,
- roxas,
- sakata kintoki,
- sherlock holmes,
- sidestep,
- vash the stampede,
- zelda
Bedroom Talk
Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys
[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]
Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.
See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."
Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.
As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.
Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?
[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]
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you should do better
hammocks are fine but a hammock is a hammock
it's not a proper bed
cuddling in a hammock isn't very good. fucking can get difficult.
just get the bed.
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Two people can share a hammock okay
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you want her to be comfortable or not?
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Yes
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[IT REALLY IS LIKE HAVING A BIG SISTER.]
Gods fine
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so when's the housewarming party
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Oh man shed love that!
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( that's the most insane thing she's read so far. )
OH MAN
YOU'VE GOT TO
you gotta start the place off with TONS of good energy
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That actually sounds kinda fun. Ive never had a housewarming party before!
Ive never had friends before!
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she takes a second, turning her shellphone over in her hands before she replies. )
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and that's worth celebrating too! we can get a ton of beer and meat to grill!
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Ive never held a party before
Once we get this place furnished Ill see if Zelda wants to have one! I hope she says yes!
[He's...actually smiling so hard there's tears in his eyes. It's finally hitting him: a home, with a girl he's head over heels for, and friends? Who want to celebrate him?]
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i can bring over some of the extra furniture from our place
we've changed some of it since we've been here
others can probably help get you started too!
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we've got our own island
you should come visit sometime
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YOU HAVE A WIZARD?!?!!?!
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( no, she sure didn't. she's been too busy being nosy about darin. )
i got my own magic man
he's smart
he's handsome
and he cooks me meat
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IF HE EVER CASTS BARBECUE I AM THERE
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that's not the only meat of his i'm interested in
i'll bring him to your housewarming! you'll like him
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You like him
and you have impeccable taste
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but you're fucking right i do!!
we've got a couple cats too. but don't call them that.
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she's a tressym and her name is tara
the others are warriors. dame footloose and dame bramblesong.
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You know I never had a pet but Zelda has Pumpkinpatch and I feel like Ive adopted him by proxy
I should make him some toys or something
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