shellphones | Bedroom Talk

Type: Voice/Text
Sender ID: hammertime (Darin Altway)
To: Public
Subject: beds
Warnings: He's so stupid you guys

[Darin clears his throat because forget typing all of this out.]

Okay guys, I need you all to settle a bit of an argument Zelda and I are having.

See, we were out shopping for furniture for our new place and she tells me I need a bed. I say "you're right, I do! I know just the type!" So I go and I show her the hammocks because back home, I slept in a hammock. So she says [Darin clears his throat and proceeds to do his best Zelda voice] "Don't be preposterous, a hammock is not a proper bed."

Which is wrong. Because a hammock is totally a bed. Lots of things can be beds. So, to prove my point, I made this chart.

As you can see by this chart that I spent entirely too much time on, the parameters that dictate an objects "bedability" are thus. I think it's a pretty open and shut case.

Anyway, I think this explains why I should be allowed to get a hammock in my room. You guys are on my side on this, right?

[Just...you know. Ignore how he casually dropped that they're living together because he's brain dead.]

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Why us, well, some think it's due to our bloodlines, others think it's by chance like being born with the unfortunate ability to use magic without shard of the Mothercrystal. As far my case is considered, we know Shiva has appeared in people of the Northern Territories which is where I hail from. As for their purpose, a being called Ultima created them to bring resurrect his kind and recreate the world in his will. I assure you it's not as simple as that, as it never is with those with nefarious plans on their mind, but it is is the base reason behind it all. Amongst the people, it depends on who you ask. Some honor them as gods. Ask the Ironblood and they'll tell you that I'm nothing but an abomination who is good for nothing but use in war. If they didn't need me for that, I'm sure I would have met my end much earlier in life.

Your brother has a strange way of getting his point across. [She shakes her head, knowing that is nothing but an understatement.] Where is he now? Not here, I'd assume or else you would have said so, but back in your world, I mean.

Let's try and not do that unless necessary, Darin. I'm sure Zelda would be at least one person who would appreciate you keeping your arm.

No. Gods no. If he was here I'd...we'd all know. And I doubt he'd allow me an ounce of happiness. I wouldn't even be talking to anyone out of fear of putting a target on their backs.

[To say nothing of Zelda.]

...So...you grew up believing yourself to be some harbinger of war. All because a god decided to play with peoples lives.

I hate that I can relate to that.

Is there something the rest of us can do if he does end up here? If he is as bad as you say, we should have a plan about things.

I didn't know I was a Dominant until I was abducted by the Iron Kingdom when I was in my twelfth year. Before that, I was a ward of the Rosarian Duchy after the war between Rosaria and the Northern Territories. I thought I was just a normal little girl.

[A little girl who was used as a pawn to keep her father from fighting back.]

Then the gods decided I didn't have enough trouble in my life. But I guess you're right. I did grow up thinking of myself as nothing but weapon of war.

Well, he's my twin brother so he looks exactly like me, except his hair is a deep green and he wears it down to his shoulders as opposed to spiked like me. So, whatever you do, don't act like you know me. Don't even let a light of recognition show in your eyes. If Dromas knows I've made a life for myself here...

Gods...everyone here would be in danger.

[The realization hits him like a brick. If Dromas ever showed up here, he'd make it his mission to destroy everything Darin's built. And that especially includes relationships.]

If you ever see him, you tell me. As soon as possible. By any means necessary.

[There's a tone in his voice that, should this come to pass, Darin will do something inherently drastic.]

That's kind of the worst part of all of this, right? If not for others, we'd probably be perfectly happy. Thinking we were normal.

[Jill doesn't like that tone. She's heard that tone come from Clive more times than she'd like and she's told that man he didn't have to take it all on his own just as many times. She's quite sure Darin is implying he'll take his brother's arrival solo and Jill just ain't about that for him either.]

Darin... you don't have to fight him alone.

And if anyone else gets involved, he'll rip them apart first just so I can watch.

Truth is, I know I don't stand a chance against him. I failed to stop Garuda, I failed to stop Ganondorf. I don't know how strong Dromas is compared to either of them but I'd at least put him at Garuda's strength and I know he was holding back.

But if I don't stand up to him, he'll just hunt down everything I care about. I might not have to fight him alone but...

[He sighs.]

I want to get stronger. I have someone— people I want to protect. I'm no hero but I have to stop running from my power.

I want to fight I just...don't know how.

He can try, but you have friends here. He might be strong, but there is power in numbers.

[She's sure this is all easier said than done and nice to say, but Jill believes in it. After all, the Hideaway back home couldn't be what it was without everybody helping out. And while it might not be a fair or easy fight, she isn't about to sit back and watch Darin's brother destroy everything he's worked so hard to get.]

We'll figure it out. You, me, Clive, and the others. We don't have to do it today, maybe not even tomorrow, but we'll figure out how to get you where you need to be.

It's...wild. All my life I never thought anyone could understand what it's like to be me and then I get dropped here and there's whole group of Dominants that can do what I can do.

After seeing Garuda...it...kinda makes me wonder what I could actually be capable of.

At the very least, no matter what happens between you and your brother, you have us. We understand the immense pressure and responsibility that come with our sort of strength. It all comes down on what you use it for——good or evil.

I don't think I have to question you on that. I already know.

I appreciate the vote of confidence.

But the way Dromas was talking...sometimes I worry I won't have a choice. I already tried to isolate myself as much as I could but...well...you can see how that turned out.

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