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video / it's snowing on mt. fuji
Type: Video
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Hikes
Warnings: Trashing Espio's room
Sender ID: tenrectricity (Surge)
To: Public
Subject: Hikes
Warnings: Trashing Espio's room
Okaaaaay! I know what you are all here for today, a bounty? A chance to beat someone's face in!? I want that too, but I'm bringing somethin' else to the table.
[ the camera shuffles, surge can be seen relaxing on someone's bed with her legs crossed, and what seems to be a small book in hand. the background suggests she's in a very tidy room which doesn't match her personality, however... in the corner of the video, a busted down door can be seen with the hinges broken off, and then the camera's readjusted to show only surge and that mischievous smile of hers. ]
So Chick had me thinkin' you know, everyone got a lil creative side, so I thought maybe revealing these techniques would lighten everything up.
[ leaning up, surge flips through the book in hand searching for something and... ]
Aha! So I'll start with someone I know who does this almost every day. Ahem! Here we have one that happens to the best of us. I feel as if this one needs a beat... DRIPPY, HAND ME THAT GUITAR....
[ with the guitar in hand, and the questionable pick is when surge begins to strum at the strings to find a beat. she's a little taken aback on how this works because this is different from what she's seen, but her beat is off-rhythm and she gives a little screamo action on this poetic piece of literature she memorized as another piece of art slides on screen. ]
[ that one speaks for itself as surge finishes up her "technique" on the guitar, one of the strings snapping, and she throws it on the floor afterwards. with that done, surge flips to another page, squinting to look over at her camerafox picture he wants to use then down at the writing.
MY WALLET IS SO EMPTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I COULD USE A PENNYYYYYYYY OR TWENTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
THE STAAAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE OF MY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNKKKKKKK SO UNKEMPTLYYYYYYYYYYYY
DOO DOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO, DEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
once found, the picture takes the entire view. ]
[ as they prepare for the next one, surge is shuffling through pages unable to find what she wants... ] This next one gunna take a minute, Drippy do a commercial break or somethin' I need to find this one.
Bees buzzing so loud
Crocodiles full of sound
It's snowing on Mt. Fuji
--COMMERCIAL BREAK STARTS--
[ kit and surge each leave from one side of the camera, going offscreen until...
a piece of paper is lifted in front of the camera, and slowly moved from one side to the other. behind it, some might recognize that they're hearing kitsunami's voice. ]

Do do do do doo, do do d-do do... Doo... Do not buy Build-A-Bot!
[ after this important message, the picture slides off camera, and now surge is somewhere else inside of the room, and there's a little quaint desk for calligraphy by her side. surge stands with sharktooth grin as another image comes from above, covering the camera. again, surge's voice can be heard as she reads off another hit. ] For the finale of Peaches' Hikes, we'll end it off on one that makes a lotta sense to me.
[ here comes the last image from below, covering the shellphone screen, and revealing... a masterpiece as surge reads off that little book she has. ]
Seashells on the sea shore
There is a very loud snore
Ignoring it is a chore
Would like to stop being poor
Waiting around is a bore
Well, there ya have it! All sorts of creative Hikes in this little book, now if anyone has any critiques or things they'd like to say. Love, love, looooooooooooooooooove to hear'em.
[ she throws the book onto the ground as she's done with it. ] Anyway, everyone say thank you to Della Duck for bringing us together as a community to showcase our talents. Remember to like and subscribe.
[ one last piece of paper comes on the screen. ]

[ then the video cuts off. ]
audio; un: readytogo
audio; un: kitsunami
[ he'll pass it on, you know. ]
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action i guess!!
uh oh!!!!!!!!
uhhh ohhhhh
GONNA GET U
NOOOOOO
BUSTED!!!
CAT IN DIRT IMAGE
GET GOT
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That was awesome! But, okay, not a criticism but a real, genuine question.
Why are there floating asses in most of these pictures?
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I was drawing without a reference...
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espio they're killing espio and it's the funniest shit, oh no
this is so bad
MAYBE HE SHOULD JUST LEAVE THIS ONE ALONE.]
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[ABSOLUTELY HERE VIDEO]
What was that?! What was that awful dreck in the middle of that ear-splitting cacophony?! This is slander! You'll be hearing from my attorneys!
[ FLICKS HER VIDEO ON FOR SHOWDOWN #82983890 ]
[ SCRUB!!! ]
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And what is this about pressing charges? He's curious so he clicks the link...
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... and he's going to leave Eggman on read!]
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god it's too bad surge and kit are so terrible because this is comedy gold
boy he sure hopes espio doesn't try to fight them
BUT ANYWAY, as soon as Sonic is able to form words again he'll check in with his bro!!]
H-hey, man. What's with that look?
[ACTION because he is absolutely here for it]
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[ Video ]
[ What the fuck did she just witness.
...doesn't matter. She's not gonna say anything. She's contemplating trying to make popcorn though. ]
Action cause they're elo-on some treasure hunt
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video; thearchangel
[This is like a Blasto Movie, except a lot shorter.]
[With a floating human ass.]
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...A mess to be cleaned. Do not concern yourself.
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video; un: weishappened
[First the thing with Fox Kid, and the Egg. Now this.]
[The man from Fantasy Medieval land is baffled.]
video; kitsunami
It's called streaming... You do things for others to watch...
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[video]
[She's not...sure what all that was. Its going over her head]
Uh....what's with all the peaches?
[She thinks they're peaches??]
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[ surge will even applaud because not too many people are good at guessing. ]
Since you got a good eye, I'll tell you THE secret.
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There are two things a Nobody sought out to escape the neverending boredom and emptiness-- the excitement of a good fight and entertainment and boy if these guys on the airwaves lately didn't have it in spades!]
"Awfully vocal about these. Messages lately."
[And frankly a little contradictory about it. Do they want people to buy something or not??]
"Are we to expect any repeat performances?"
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Well, I dunno.
[ how many houses can she break into to make this happen, but surge is pretty proud of herself. ]
This only happened because Chick was upset awhile ago. [ the singing was unexpected, but it was enough that surge started looking for talented people for other talented reasons.
she didn't find anyone yet, but you know. ]
I wanted to see what other people could do. You can always fuel to the fire goin' on around here.
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un; perfpilot, video
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[ maybe she needs to go by looks.... ]
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audio; un: readytogo
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» video | un: tilfrosset
[Probably the most drunken of bards, really, but Jill is staying polite in her scoring of this stream. She has no intention of being harsh; she's just confused at all the screaming.]
Is this another one of those stream things?
video;
[ did she know that surge doesn't want to be a bard, but she does appreciate the compliment. leaning back, the tenrec wiggles her ears as she continues. ]
Have you ever tried gettin' on the camera and enticin' the crowd?
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text; id: vulturvolans
But anyway.]
1) You do not need to strum your instrument that hard. The strings have enough tension on them as it is.
2) Don't throw books on the ground. You'll damage the cover and potentially the pages.
3) You should consider a different career path during your time here.
[They did ask for critique, in his defense.]
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1) im not familiar with a guitar, actually my first time seeing one like it
2) since you're concerned about the books, are you able to fix them? if so, reply yes
3) ohhh nooo!! i'm so upset!!!! were the written parts not up to standard!!!!!! these hikes were really worked on!!!
[ then again, this person taking it seriously when she wasn't? basically her chew toy! ]
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