💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

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Sora 🗝️ Kingdom Hearts | Paladin

[oathkeeper]

🗝️ 1. when you walk on a beach you are probably stepping on billions of dead animals…

🗝️ 2. if someone took all the water out of the ocean, what do you think it would look like?

🗝️ 3. why are you sleepy when you're not supposed to be sleepy and sleepy when you're supposed to be sleepy

🗝️ 4. minty is cold spicy!

🗝️ 5. you can share a wish before you make it, because it’s not a wish until it’s wished.

[empyrean_mirror]

1. Sand is mostly ground down rock and glass, actually.

4. Why are you like this.

[oathkeeper]

but what about all the ground up seashells?

why am i like what???

[empyrean_mirror]

The most common type of sand is silica sand which is very definitely rock.

I guess there could be some seashells in it but it's not like walking on a shellfish graveyard or something, I think?



why "cool spicy"?

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[reindered]

i am???!!

[oathkeeper]

i think so! you gotta think about it, there's probably all sorts of seashell bits under your feet! and what are seashells made out of?

[reindered]

the seashells? ah!! the houses for the teeny crabs?!

[Has he been killing crabs each time he goes to the beach?!!! ]

2

[octoblot]

There actually is an answer for this question.

... But are you sure you want to know?

[oathkeeper]

you know? then i really want to know! i'm sure, tell me!

4

[hellofishies]

It is!! But is it still cold spicy if you make it hot?

[oathkeeper]

there's a kind of minty that makes you hot???

5. are you prepared?

[madeofmirrors]

But the act of sharing the wish wishes it, and so you've wasted regardless of when you say it.

uncle fantomex here we go

[oathkeeper]

no no! nooo!

if you tell someone what your wish is you're not actually saying "i wish" out loud, you know?

especially if you say something like "you should have the best life ever." or "i want to see you"

4

[eternalhymn]

I've been trying to convince people of this for ages!

[oathkeeper]

yeah! i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks so! minty is cold spicy!

4

[chatteblanche]

cold spicy is exactly how i would describe it. i'm not the biggest fan, personally.

[oathkeeper]

ohhh you don't like stuff like mint candies or tea?

[verboaten]

1. Depends on the beach. Different beaches have different compositions and some may have little to no biological matter to them. Some don't even have sand and are mainly made up of rocks and pebbles.

2. An endless canyon filled to the brim with dead oceanic creatures the likes we've never seen before and the remains of many a shipwreck.

[oathkeeper]

wow really... i always thought that there would be dead seashells and fishbones on every beach

AND THAT SOUNDS WORSE THAN THE OCEAN FULL OF WATER

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[sos_pilot]

like a horror show, cause all that water was hiding all the ugly stuff!!!!

[oathkeeper]

do you think so, auntie della???

it does sound kind of scary when you think about it. all those dark caves and weird rock shapes. and all those drowned ships and buildings down there too

[makoglow]

I have a feeling your head is always rattling around with these sorts of thoughts.

[oathkeeper]

you don't get them too, cloud?

you always look like you're thinking reallllyyy hard about something

[mwehehe]

Like an alien world. There's a bunch of neat stuff under the ocean.

Cold water is spiky and warm water is round. Just like how minty is cold spicy. That's why mint choco ice cream is like that!

[oathkeeper]

have you been down there, futaba?!

and i knew you would agree with me. and that's why mint choco ice cream is also sweet and spicy.