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[rokubro]

Type: Text
Sender ID: rokubro (Rokurou)
To: Public
Subject: Tomatos R Veggtabels
Warnings: Chaos and ragebaiting

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Tomatos R Veggtabels CHANGE MY MIND

Yep, that's it. HE'S ON TEAM VEGETABLES NO MATTER WHAT try and prove him and everyone else wrong—

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Comments

[rokubro]

[Next picture is of the bottle uncapped and him holding it up closer to his face as if to drink it.]

nah gnna drnk it

wnna watch?

[sparkstrikes]

[Ew!!!]

No.

[But she has a suspicion that he's going to do it anyway—]

[rokubro]

[He's definitely going to do it because RING RING video call incoming.]

[sparkstrikes]

[What if she just doesn't answer...




She picks up on the last ring, turns on video—]

... Can't believe I'm doing this.

[rokubro]

[He'd just call again—

But Rokurou will just smirk, waving the bottle of ketchup on the screen.]

I'm a man of my word.

[sparkstrikes]

[It's terrible how morbidly curious she is now, like she's about to watch a trainwreck coming from miles away.]

Hope you've got a straw for it. Not a smoothie without one.

[rokubro]

What, I can't just chug it straight?

[sparkstrikes]

No? Have you ever had a smoothie before? They're too thick to just "chug it straight".

[rokubro]

I have, but I've drank them straight from the cup sometimes. Didn't really have much of a problem with it.

[sparkstrikes]

Nope. Won't count unless it's with a straw.

[She's just intentionally making this more difficult now. It's what he deserves.]

[rokubro]

Think that's more of a you problem.

[He's not going to bother with the straw!! Going ahead and raising this up to his mouth.]

[sparkstrikes]

I think that's cheating—

[Oh my god, he's really doing it, the madman. THIS IS SO GROSS but she'll wait with only the slightest wince of disgust settling into her brow.]

[rokubro]

[GLUG GLUG GLUG

Okay maybe not that much on the first "sip," but he will take a mouthful first. There will be a bit of a strange expression as he while he's had ketchup plenty of times, he's never really had this much in his mouth at once. And while it's weird...]

Huh, it's not the worst thing.

[It's not bad. So after swallowing, taking another—]

[sparkstrikes]

[HE'S NOT EVEN LISTENING TO HER...]

What?

[She stares at the screen of her phone, clearly shocked.]

You're saying you actually like it?

[rokubro]

Kind of hard to say if I like it as a drink, but I could do it.

[Annnd another "sip."]

Tolerable is probably the better word.

[sparkstrikes]

[Stop. Drinking.]

Still think it's a smoothie?

[rokubro]

No. Which means it's not a fruit.

[sparkstrikes]

[She is going to suplex him...]

That wasn't even the point of all of this!

[WHAT WAS THE POINT she doesn't even remember anymore why he was drinking ketchup!!!]

[rokubro]

[Start a count, it might become a trend.]

Sure it was! I drank ketchup to prove that since it's not a smoothie, tomatoes can't be fruit.

[Was it? Was it really? No, but does that matter in all this? Also no.]

[sparkstrikes]

[There is just silence from her. She stares and stares at her phone, and for a second, it looks like the video might have frozen or the connection has been lost.




Yeah, she can't do this anymore. She just watched him drink almost a whole bottle of ketchup and still come out of it all with the same opinion. He can have this one. He conquered what little patience she had.

She hangs up.]