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SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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[spitefulcrow]

LUCANIS DELLAMORTE (31) PALADIN ☆ MASTER ASSASSIN ☆ POSSIBLY A DEMON ☆ DEFINITELY A VIRGIN

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video; un: lilsapphire

[lilsapphire]

[ She hasn't figured out how to not turn the video off, so you unfortunately get this actual demon harassing you now- ]

There's no shame in being a virgin, you know! Sometimes people are late bloomers. It will happen when you want it to happen.

audio; un: spitefulcrow

[spitefulcrow]

[ He, on the other hand, is absolutely going to stick with audio. There is no way he's showing his face for this nonsense. ]

I know that.

[lilsapphire]

[ Awww, that's no fun. She'll have to make it a point to find his face eventually- ]

Is it because you're scared of it, or something? I heard it's only painful the first time! Well, if they know how to do it right.

un: deepstar

[deepstar]

Only possibly a demon? Are you trying to leave us in suspense?

[spitefulcrow]

[ Why is this his life? What did he do to deserve this? ]

I'm not. Not precisely.

[deepstar]

Not precisely means that it's not completely inaccurate either.

voice | un: magehater928

[magehater928]

I suppose I am thankful they did not expose my sexual proclivities. Or lack thereof.

[He does find it a little funny, but he’s trying his best to keep it to himself.]

Not that there’s anything wrong with it. I suppose I would not expect it from you, though.

[spitefulcrow]

There are a lot of popular assumptions and stereotypes, about Antivan Crows. It often serves us well to cultivate them.

[magehater928]

Mmm, that is not quite what I meant.

But it makes sense, I suppose. Controlling the narrative is important.

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

....I wasn't aware we needed to know that.

[spitefulcrow]

You definitely did not.

[scooba]

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Are you going to be okay?

[esquim]

It seems you were hit about as hard as I was. [ and she sympathizes greatly with having such personal things put out there. ] Are those all true?

[spitefulcrow]

[ He makes a quiet sort of strangled sound in his throat. ]

Mostly. Not the demon bit, exactly.

[esquim]

'Exactly'?

text | un: eternalhymn

[eternalhymn]

Wow, they're really just putting it all out there, aren't they?

[spitefulcrow]

Whoever "they" is, yes. Anyway, it's not as if anything was a big secret.

[eternalhymn]

That's fair enough, although I gotta say, I didn't know about the last one.

[Not that it matters one way or the other, but it's not the kind of thing that comes up when they've talked.]

The demon part has me wondering, though. What's it been like since you got here? Any different?

text; un: musicien

[musicien]

Quite the triple threat, aren't you?

[spitefulcrow]

[ HEAVY SIGH. ]

If that's what you want to call it.

text; un: encoreinthedeep

[encoreinthedeep]

[ greetings fellow virgin ]

Describe the creatures called "demons" in your world.

[ Because the kind of demons he knows sure can't mimic actual humans. Definitely not enough to understand deadpan humor. ]

[spitefulcrow]

Spirits embodying the negative of human emotions. My particular flavor is Spite.

text | un: weenwoon

[weenwoon]

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Were you ever an apprentice assassin?

[spitefulcrow]

[ He has absolutely no idea what the green check mark means so he elects to ignore it. ]

Of course I was.