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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


wherethereislight: (I'm impressed really)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)

Shadow the Hedgehog (Over 50?)
CORSAIR
☆ Coffee Connoisseur
☆ Fought Satan
☆ Does not have a Birthday
       

bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
do you want a birthday? ( ╹ -╹)?
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

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[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[....what? There's an awkwardly long pause, because Shadow is confused as to what had been apparently posted by him, and then the response. Maybe he put her on read, but then-]

I don't care.
bloodinbloom: Art by: BubblePlash @ dA (All about smiles)

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
can i give you coffee still? it might not be your birthday, and you might not have one, but you can still do small things to celebrate! \(>w<)/

happy birthday!
wherethereislight: (Black writing's on the wall)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[???] Whatever for? Who are you?

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scooba: (Comfort Chain)

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[personal profile] scooba 2026-03-06 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...Then do you want a birthday?
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-07 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
It is unnecessary. I didn't write this.
scooba: (Numbers)

[personal profile] scooba 2026-03-07 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It wouldn't seem fair. I think everyone should get a birthday.
wherethereislight: (....not having this)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-08 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I was not born. So I don't need one.

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forgeabettertomorrow: (eyyyyyy this guuuuuy)

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[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2026-03-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
There is no way youre over 50

Do hedgehogs even live that long???

wait this kinda explains the attitude.

Carry on
wherethereislight: (unacceptable)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-07 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You. I have business with you. [Yep, he's ignoring everything he said.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (I'm about to do something awesome)

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2026-03-08 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Want me to forge you a cane grandpa?
wherethereislight: (no I haven't done the homework)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-09 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Your Beacon Box project.

I have something to offer.

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mwehehe: (yofuke no kousoku de)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2026-03-07 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Coffee?? You'd get along with Sojiro! He also feeds me coffee!
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-07 07:36 am (UTC)(link)
[...uh.] Just coffee?
mwehehe: (kuruwasenaide ne)

[personal profile] mwehehe 2026-03-07 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not JUST coffee, but curry too. But Sojiro knows his coffees, it's his whole deal.
wherethereislight: (I don't have to deal with this)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-08 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[siiigh. Guess he's humoring this.] And Sojiro is?

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weenwoon: sydsir @ twtr (mike reynolds.)

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[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-11 12:03 pm (UTC)(link)


Could you give me some advice about coffee? 'Tis for a friend.

[ Also, of course Shadow doesn't have a BIRTHday, whatever that is. Everyone knows it's NAMEday. ]
wherethereislight: (I’m hunting myself)

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[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-11 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What sort of advice? [What to look out for? Taste?]
weenwoon: firstworldproblem (i dont know. petaloudai and ambystomas?)

[personal profile] weenwoon 2026-03-12 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
What would you consider good coffee, I suppose?

My friend is rather bad at mornings, and I would like to give him something to help with waking up. I have tried the coffee he drinks, but it is awfully bitter... and he has no love for the drinks I make. Too much sugar for his taste, apparently.

I respect his choice of beverage, but mayhap there is aught to make it more pleasant? He oft simply drains his cup instead of taking the time to savour it.
wherethereislight: (no I haven't done the homework)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[..........] Have you considered he likes his coffee the way it is?

[Sounds like they like it dark like he does. Ah, but that's probably not what they want to hear.] Instead of adding things, find better quality beans.

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ohwowzers: (No shit??)

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[personal profile] ohwowzers 2026-03-12 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
You like coffee?

Wait, you don't have a birthday?? But you're alive!
wherethereislight: (they're monologuing again)

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[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
It has a palatable taste. [Of bitterness]

I wasn't born, I was created.
ohwowzers: (Wait what)

[personal profile] ohwowzers 2026-03-15 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that the same thing?
wherethereislight: (time to blow some shit up)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-15 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Birthday is the celebration of birth. I'm not born from anything.