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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
do you want a birthday? ( ╹ -╹)?
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

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[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[....what? There's an awkwardly long pause, because Shadow is confused as to what had been apparently posted by him, and then the response. Maybe he put her on read, but then-]

I don't care.
bloodinbloom: Art by: BubblePlash @ dA (All about smiles)

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[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
can i give you coffee still? it might not be your birthday, and you might not have one, but you can still do small things to celebrate! \(>w<)/

happy birthday!
wherethereislight: (Black writing's on the wall)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[???] Whatever for? Who are you?
bloodinbloom: (Big brother!; Big Sis!)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
because! everyone should get to hear 'happy birthday'!

i'm rosalia!
wherethereislight: (An illusion)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Why? It doesn't mean anything to me.
bloodinbloom: (Big brother!; Big Sis!)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
hmm... thhhen, how about happy to meet you! (≧▽≦)
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
We just started talking. [Does not process how one is happy on the first meeting.]
bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
i know! that's great! \(^w^)/

oh right, about coffee. how do you like it?
wherethereislight: (I'm impressed really)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Unnecessary.

What are those symbols you keep making?
bloodinbloom: (Big brother!; Big Sis!)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-06 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
are you sure? but what if i get you coffee that's too bitter, or if you don't like your coffee sweet?

they're emojis! i learned about them when i played on daddy's old phone, but then he switched to an old one. they let me make faces since we're not talking in person. ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶
wherethereislight: (no I haven't done the homework)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-06 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ugggh they write/talk(?) too much]

No coffee.

They're distracting.
bloodinbloom: Screenshot from YouTube (babygirl91580) (Beginning)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-07 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
no coffee?

oh, do you want me to stop using them? (•︵•)
wherethereislight: (unacceptable)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-07 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
[...] I don't understand your insistence to do all of this.
bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-07 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
i'd like to be friends, and friends help their friends be happy, right? or is that wrong?
wherethereislight: (Everybody tries to be straight)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-08 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
No, but we're not friends. I didn't agree to be friends.
bloodinbloom: Screenshot from YouTube (babygirl91580) (Beginning)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-08 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
oh, uhm, i guess it is early to say that. could we try being friends eventually?
wherethereislight: (Just wanna be like)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-08 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
I don't make friends. Do not bother.
bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-08 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
you don't make friends? why not?
wherethereislight: (no I haven't done the homework)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-09 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
I don't need them. [Obviously]
bloodinbloom: Art by: Warldou (Poison within)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-09 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He can see her, but she tilts her head.]

you don't need them? isn't that lonely?
wherethereislight: (two words starts with W and T)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-09 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer to be alone. The only people I need are those who are useful to me.

This has been a waste of time.
bloodinbloom: Official HOSPITAL.6 Soundtrack Cover (Come listen with me)

[personal profile] bloodinbloom 2026-03-09 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
having friends isn't useful? i don't think i get it.

oh, do you have to go? i'll talk to you later, mr. shadow!
wherethereislight: (pretending to listen)

[personal profile] wherethereislight 2026-03-10 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[...Siiiigh.] Save your breath. [They will not talk again.]