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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


stillarhino: edit by <user name="graffiti_bri" site="twitter.com"> (43 ☠ are you here for me too)

text; un: soundsurfer

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-07 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He was scrolling... just scrolling... and then landed on this. AND SCROLLED BACK UP SO FAST??? so he can't see past her neck.]

yo you sure you want that pic out there?
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 537)

text; un: multidisciplinary

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-09 07:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Zelda wants so badly to reach through the screen and zip up that hoodie... ]

I very much do not! I thought I had deleted it.

[ She doesn't realize that she just admitted to intentionally taking that pic in the first place. ]
stillarhino: art by <user name="pr0phetgeist" site="tumblr"> (76 ☠ you want me to be)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-10 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
hold up




you thought you deleted it?


[Oh.

The one time his single braincell decided to do some heavy-lifting, it was for this.]


steps you might wanna give it a sec before you say anything else
multidisciplinary: (🌻 104)

1/?

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I was sure that I did!
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 550)

2/

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Then she gets his next message. ]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 501)

3/

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 544)

4/

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Shit. ]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 532)

5/

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She really needs to stop and think about what she's saying before it comes out of her mouth. Or through her fingers. ]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 531)

6/6

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I'm the only person in this predicament.

[ She saw your picture, dude. And she started choking on the water she was drinking when she happened to scroll over it. ]
stillarhino: edit by <user name="tsunam_E" site="twitter"> (29 ☠ for the lies)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-11 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
huh? who else you talkin bout

[And the use of that one brain cell has expired at this point.]
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 539)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-11 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Welp. Thank you for your service, brain cell 🫡 ]

You, Beat.
stillarhino: (02 ☠ that they said)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-12 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

shit right
i mean its obvious i took it


[A pause as he goes back to the post.]

heh i look pretty good dont i
Edited (wrong icon lmao) 2026-03-12 11:45 (UTC)
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 504)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-14 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh Goddess, how is she supposed to answer that?? Because yeah, he looks pretty good but she doesn't want to sound like she's hitting on him. ]

You have an impressive physique, yes.

[ Nailed it. ]

Are you a soldier in your homeland? I would guess that you spend a lot of time training.

[ She's trying so hard. Stop being hot and oblivious, Beat, it's too cute. ]
Edited 2026-03-14 00:46 (UTC)
stillarhino: (44 ☠ let's start again)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-14 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Unlike Zelda, he's not too bothered about the pic that was shown of him... And he likely wouldn't have taken it as flirting back at him anyway.]

soldier?
nah no way
im just a skater
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 531)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-18 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Thank the Goddess this conversation is through text alone. Zelda's probably red as a cherry by now. She genuinely didn't expect Beat to be hiding some serious washboard abs under his shirt and she's not sure what to do with this realization. ]

What is a skater?
Edited 2026-03-18 18:22 (UTC)
stillarhino: (44 ☠ let's start again)

text > video

[personal profile] stillarhino 2026-03-29 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
gimme one sec

[You might've thought you were safe Zelda but Beat's got other ideas! He switches from text to a video and holds up a wooden board, bottom side facing the camera, showing off a graffiti design and brightly colored wheels attached to it.]

It's what they call people who ride on one a' these. This here's a skateboard.