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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


thearchangel: (Question!)

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[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-08 12:59 am (UTC)(link)




Captain, don't take this the wrong way but, ah.

I have questions.
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 531)

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[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-09 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Garrus, there's no right way to take this. ]

If any of those questions are "what possessed you to post this?", the answer is I didn't. I believe Darin is playing a prank on me.
thearchangel: (Awkwaaaard)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
That's a hell of a prank. I mean.

The picture alone...
[IT FEELS WEIRD TO LOOK AT THAT.] I uh. Can see if I can take it down. For you.
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 532)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-10 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I would be most grateful if you could. I've tried myself, but even though it acts as though my account is the one which posted it, I do not have permission to delete it.

And that in itself is making me question whether Darin did this or not. He isn't exactly the most skilled with the shellphones. This seems beyond his ability.
thearchangel: (more calibration jokes here)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-11 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
That's odd. Maybe it's some kind of internal login error... a glitch maybe. I can see what I can do.

[He hasn't seen his own photo, otherwise he'd be a lot less calm.]

No, he's not. But he does have a way of stumbling into posting embarrassing pictures.
multidisciplinary: paid commission - do not take! (🌻 082)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-11 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Zelda has seen Garrus's photo and she's withholding comment. She's seen a lot of photos today. This is just as bad as that drunk game of hot or not Zack and Kaveh started on the shellphones a couple years ago. ]

He does do that with remarkable frequency! It honestly makes me wonder just how much of an "accident" it really is.
thearchangel: (Here's what we do.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-12 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[You're a real one, Captain. He'll be indebted, when he finds it for himself.]

Not much of one, I don't think. Not when he stands there telling me about timeline vectors in the books he's got.
multidisciplinary: (🌻 026)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-14 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Timeline vectors?" What sort of books is he reading?

[ Zelda has somehow (read: for comedic effect) not heard about the whole timeline vectors thing. ]
thearchangel: (Here's what we do.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-14 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Physics. Can you believe that? For the box project of his.

[He can't believe it! But maybe Zelda can.]

I don't even read those.
multidisciplinary: paid commission - do not take! (🌻 062)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-18 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yep, Zelda can believe it. ]

Oh, that makes sense, actually. Learning the physics of the rifts is a key component of the Beacon Box project.

Would you like to borrow one? I can ask Darin if he is finished with them.


[ Sorry, Garrus, they're both Like This. ]
thearchangel: (whatcha thinkin about)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-19 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
No argument there. Just surprised me - didn't figure him for a physics type. It's more conceptual than hands on.

[He pauses.]

... I kind of do.

As long as he doesn't know it's for me. I'll never hear the end of it.
multidisciplinary: (🌻 029)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-20 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Darin's a surprising guy. It's one of the many things Zelda loves about him. ]

You think he would give you grief for wanting to read about physics?
thearchangel: (Not nervous!  Really!  ... Really.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-21 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
With all the crap I gave him about having them?

Absolutely.
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 539)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-21 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Why were you doing so in the first place?

[ Seriously, why are you two like this? ]

thearchangel: (Has anyone seen my contact?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-21 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Those are very good questions, Zelda. Does he have the answers?]

Why not?

[No. No he doesn't.]

Probably owed him some back and forth for something.
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 517)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-25 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ "Why not?" Garrus, do you hear yourself? ]

So harassment is simply your preferred means of communicating with each other.
thearchangel: (have you heard my liara impression?)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-26 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes, he does. He's also a bit of a jackass.]

Sometimes, yeah. I don't know for sure. Just how we get on, sometimes.
multidisciplinary: do not take! (🌻 531)

[personal profile] multidisciplinary 2026-03-27 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I suppose if that is what works for you, then far be it from me to tell you two how to communicate.

But really, Garrus, why were you giving my boyfriend grief about studying temporal physics?
thearchangel: (Here's what we do.)

[personal profile] thearchangel 2026-03-28 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
He said "what do you think I do with the books? Eat them?"

... Naturally, I had to say yes.


[Sorry, Zelda, your first mate is Like This.]