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seaboards ([personal profile] seaboards) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2026-03-05 11:18 am

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SHIVER ME TINDERS



Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

Please use this profile box: (square images work the best)


obliviscere: (34169768 (1))

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's...wow. What did the merpeople do to you?
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (there's a one man band)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-12 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE OTHER THINGS

look it was a long time ago, it was a stupid impulse and i'm mostly sorta over it o promise!
obliviscere: (w7rO5Xkangeltear)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-14 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry! I probably shouldn't have really asked
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (if the picture fits)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-14 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
ugh i'm sorry honey i don't mean to "yell" at you

it's just super embarrassing you know?
obliviscere: (Default)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-14 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's okay! I can understand that. And it's okay if you don't want to talk about it
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (and once you're watching)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-15 12:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And I have so many other parts about my life I would have happily shared, if this stupid thing had let me! Like how I flew my first plane at ten years old! I'm best friends with an alien, and the goddess of the moon! I've had gold in my teeth!
obliviscere: (Di6iHoDangeltear)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I'd love to hear about any of those if you'd rather talk about them!
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (Default)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-17 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what do YOU want to hear? I've lived such a long exciting life, is there anything you can think of you'd want to know if I've done?
obliviscere: (Namine (103))

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-17 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
What was it like flying your first plane? Isn't that really young?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (even as these days pass)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-18 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it was the best! It was like I'd found a missing part of me I didn't even know I needed!

See, our pilots were actually swapped out with bad guys, and they bailed, intending for us to crash to our deaths! So I grabbed the wheel!
obliviscere: (1)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-19 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
That's really impressive that you were able to take it up and save everyone! Did the bad guys get caught?
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (i'll be holding you so near)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-20 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. We got the treasure we wanted that day, and we all survived, but they got away, and we wouldn't see them again for over twenty years.
obliviscere: (Namine (18))

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-21 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's so strange they just got away and never came back again! Does that mean you did see them again more than twenty years later?
sos_pilot: by <user name=noimpulsecontrol> (once i get you up there)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-22 01:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I didn't - due to the whole being stuck on the moon thing for a portion of my life - but my family did! The first was Black Heron, notorious chemist, inventor, villain, and all-around nut-case. She was one of the founding members of F.O.W.L., the Fiendish Organization for World Larceny!
obliviscere: (Default)

[personal profile] obliviscere 2026-03-23 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Is that really the name of their group?
sos_pilot: by <user name=cupcake_graphics> (living all their lives)

[personal profile] sos_pilot 2026-03-24 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup. She was SUPER into the "villainy for fun" deal. Also, legit crazy.