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SHIVER ME TINDERS

Something’s been glitching with everyone’s shellphones this month…! They suddenly fizzle and go black and when they reboot it appears there’s been some unwanted activity happening on them on your behalf.

A network post has appeared and with it, fake social media profiles have popped up too. You didn’t post to it, the shellphones have automatically done that for you. They’ve posted one picture, your age and three random facts about you. Whether or not those facts are true or not is … sketchy at best.

If you’re curious, go scrolling through the network post and see what it says about others! Comment around and ask them about their facts! And maybe make a new friend?

- Oocly, you will post your character to the network post with a picture, name and age and three random facts.
- The facts don't have to be true and can be entirely made up and be random or wild. Or they can be the realist facts about your character. It's up to you.
- Have your character react icly any way you want!
- Post and tag around!
- This is not necessarily a romance/date finding post, we just thought it was funny. Make friends and cr!

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[sos_pilot]

Della Duck (36) CORSAIR ☆ TWIN THAT GAVE BIRTH TO TRIPLETS ☆ LIVED ON THE MOON FOR 10+ YEARS ☆ ONCE TRIED TO KILL AN ENTIRE COLONY OF MERPEOPLE

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voice | un: magehater928

[magehater928]

I did not take you for the violent type, Della.

[He’s not saying this to be a hypocrite- it’s mostly in jest. But, he is genuinely a little surprised.]

perfpilot; voice

[sos_pilot]

Mannn, that's the only thing people are gunna talk about, isn't it?

I didn't go through with it! It was a long time ago, a stupid impulse, and I am mostly sorta over it now!

[magehater928]

I already knew the first two facts about you.

What exactly compelled you to want to murder a whole group of people? I admit it does make me curious.

[sos_pilot]

Okay, okay, okay, look. I didn't think of it as "murder" at the time. Just "if I press this button, the icky fish people will be out of my sight."

[magehater928]

Della Duck, cold blooded killer. A title I am shocked to hear from you.

[He’s teasing.]

Un: Tarttyrant

[tarttyrant]

[... Where to begin?]

Someone is having great fun at our expense with all these falsehoods.

[sos_pilot]

okay so

technically

all these things are true

[tarttyrant]

You're the mother of three and you hail from the moon.

[sos_pilot]

i AM a mother of three

but I'm not FROM the moon

i crash-landed there

[tarttyrant]

Crash-landed.
And remained for ten years.

[Why does that information line up with something she's already told him?.. Ah.]

Your leg?

Text; un: wherethereislight

[wherethereislight]

What did they do?

[sos_pilot]

i'm gunna need you to promise me there won't be any judging if i explain myself

[wherethereislight]

I can't promise that, but I'll try. [At least he's honest.]

[sos_pilot]

[ dangit ]

okay sooooo

i was helping drive the family submarine to this colony of merpeople so we could look for a hidden treasure, because thats what McDucks do

but i have a tiny itty bitty disgust of all things ocean-related

of which i am kinda mostly over it by now and this was like two years ago and i've grown up so much since then

[wherethereislight]

[...Now that he thought about it, she was behaving a certain why when he took her on that boat ride.]

I see. [....] Unfortunate you were brought here.

text | un: weenwoon

[weenwoon]

Oh, I have been informed that in the future I too will find myself on the moon. How is it there? Have you any advice for newcomers?

[sos_pilot]

[ hyth instantly becomes her favorite person today because they did not bring up fish murder ]

Well I don't think your moon and my moon will be that much alike

But just in case?

If you see a huge bug-shaped monster, it's not actually trying to hurt you, it's just trying to take care of its young

Also the people are super chill and friendly

and if you meet a guy named Lunaris, kick him in the shins

[weenwoon]

[ Hey, his bestie did SO much murder, Hyth would be quite the hypocrite to draw attention to Della's one teeny tiny fish genocide! ]

I take it that Lunaris is an unpleasant character?

[sos_pilot]

he was the WORRRRST

He totally tricked me into thinking he was my friend, AND fooled his people into invading the Earth! And then he tried to destroy the planet while his people were still on it!

[weenwoon]

[ ... well. That also sounds kiiiinda like some of the things Emet has done?.. He really hopes Della doesn't know him. oh the irony ]

So... he was looking to eliminate his own people?

[obliviscere]

That's...wow. What did the merpeople do to you?

[sos_pilot]

WHY DOES NO ONE WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE OTHER THINGS

look it was a long time ago, it was a stupid impulse and i'm mostly sorta over it o promise!

[obliviscere]

I'm sorry! I probably shouldn't have really asked

[sos_pilot]

ugh i'm sorry honey i don't mean to "yell" at you

it's just super embarrassing you know?