[open] a book club 📚

[phoenixdominant]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Phoenixdominant (Joshua Rosfield)
To: Public
Subject: An ordinary book club.
Warnings: tba.

[Due to the Garuda Incident, this post is coming from a very bedridden Joshua who is recovering from some bad injuries. So, he’s bored and desperately running out of books to read.]

Good afternoon,

It seems I've found myself with a surplus of free time this month, and with that realization comes the stark truth—I've exhausted my reading list.

So, I had an idea. Why not extend an invitation to others who might be interested in joining the book club that Tifa and I have been enjoying? Every few weeks, we gather to exchange ideas and thoughts on the current book we're reading, and it's led to some wonderful discussions.

While our tastes have leaned toward adventure and romance novels thus far, I'm open to exploring books from other genres to diversify our collection. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

Here are a few of the books we've read so far:

"The Swashbuckling Misadventures of Captain Bumblebeard"
"Enchanted Hearts and Dragon Flames"
"Spells and Sword Swells"
"Quest for the Heartstone: A Tale of Love and Sorcery"
"Siren's Song: A Pirate's Passionate Plunder"
"That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted A Love Potion At A Werewolf"

Although, I’m still not entirely certain what “yeeted” means. I only assume it means, “to throw”?

If you might be interested in joining in on our next reading, please do. As well as I’m taking suggestions for more books that the group might enjoy.

Sincerely,
Joshua.

Comments

un: galacticbaseballer

[misstellaron]

That book is wrong. The proper past tense conjugation for yeet is 'yote'. I will not stand for yote erasure!!

[phoenixdominant]

I apologize... I am unfamiliar with the term in general. Although, if this is such an offence perhaps a strongly written letter to the author is required?

[TIFA HELP HIM HE DOESN'T KNOW THIS WORD]

un: paradisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

...I'm sure Alhaitham's going to have many opinions about the conjugation of the term 'yeet', but I've got nothing.

I'd be interested in joining, and he will be joining us no matter his protests, but I'm afraid I don't have any recommendations offhand.

[phoenixdominant]

I would be genuinely interested in his opinion, actually? I had no idea the word would spark such debate.

The both of you are most welcome, of course. I find Alhaitham's thoughts quite refreshing.

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

Would that make someone who is thrown 'yeeten'...?

Anyway, might check out the book club if that's a thing. I don't got any books to give, and any I did have are back home in my world.

[phoenixdominant]

I believe that looks correct... I am still very unfamiliar with a lot of ... "slang"?

All the more reason to share the books we find now. I will be happy to share.

un: book2thehead

[book2thehead]

Oh? This sounds like fun~! I have a growing collection of interesting mystery novels, if that's something you'd be interested in. :3

[phoenixdominant]

Yes. Mystery novels? I haven't read many of those in the past. I would love to read some of your favourites if you're willing.

[seasaltkeys]

I know there's the big library on the Elah, but I think that's mostly, like, really old books. I tried looking at some of them and they were just really dusty and didn't make a lot of sense.

I'd kinda be interested in reading some adventure books though.

[phoenixdominant]

I have been to the Elah library archives a few times myself. I agree, they are not exactly the type of books that I'm looking for, for this.

I am looking for stories. Or epics that turn the heart, of course. Good adventure books can do just that.

text; un: pinksidekicking

[pinksidekicking]

Let me get this straight, you're on a sea adventure with "pirates" and dragons, and all kinds of other fun things to do, and one of your activities of choice is to read?

[phoenixdominant]

Of course. And reading books about sea adventures with pirates and dragons, as well.

There's something special about the magic of escaping into a book. And seeing new perspectives that might not be your own.

text; un: xiaolanhua

[xiaolanhua]

I love reading! Do you read out loud to each other?

When will you get together again, and where?

[phoenixdominant]

I'm happy to hear it. Although we don't often read out loud to each other we have read our favourite parts. The club is meant to pick a single book together and once everyone has read it on their own time, we discuss it as a group.

The last time was at a tavern over sweet tea in Eltrut. Would that be comfortable for you?

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

I've a few novels which I acquired for character studies. It might be of interest to this group.

[ It's not like he's going to read a romance book multiple times.... His notes on the books will suffice for any future review should he need any. ]

text | un: astudyinviolet

[astudyinviolet]

To everyone arguing about the conjugation of this "yeet," could it be possible that the grammar rules have changed? We come from various times and places, so perhaps it changes in translation based on when and where one is from. It could be irregular enough in usage here that both are acceptable or have differing usage by dialect.

To make things even more muddled, "yote" also means to pour water on or to pour in. That is not how it is being used here based on context.

un: junkprince

[junkprince]

"Yeeted".. hmm, I can't say I am familiar with the term, either. Though I am curious to learn!

un: galacticbaseballer

[misstellaron]

No no!!! Yeeted is wrong!!!!! Say it with me

YOTE

un: airdnd

[airdnd]

What were your thoughts on the reading you have completed thus far? I wouldn't mind a few recommendations as a new arrival.

As for your book club... I've found that they're quite successful at building rapport especially when so many of us hail from such different reals. I'd participated in one once where we read a book entitled "Pride and Prejudice." A fine read if you don't mind another foray in to the romance genre! Having food and drink and discussion questions prepared for participants to speak to was very successful.

I most often read nonfiction, accounts of merchants on their travels or adventurers' journals and such, but I suppose that sort of thing might not be to everyone's tastes...

[phoenixdominant]

[Bless this "airdnd" user it's such a breath of fresh air!!]

I would have to say that "Spells and Sword Swells" has been my favourite, thus far. It's the perfect mix of adventure, fantasy and mystery that had me hooked like a fish. And the sweet love story between a mage and a swordswoman was, put simply, adorable.

That is exactly the idea I have been hoping for. We tend to share our thoughts over sweet tea at a tavern on Eltrut, should you wish to join us. I would be happy to hear more about your book choice as well. Even the journals you've read.

[foolprove]

yeeted does mean "to throw"

more or less

it's a specific feeling. like. you can throw something. or you can YEET it.

but i would be interested in a book club. i usually read books about mythology and biographies, but i'm down for whatever.

[phoenixdominant]

[Finally someone with a very straightforward explanation! He hopes to understand...]

A specific feeling? When you throw the item or are about to throw it, perhaps?

You are more than welcome to join us. I have read many books on mythologies myself, if you can recall any of them from your home world I would be happy to listen.

[tilfrosset]

I did not think there'd be more discourse over the nonsense-sounding term "yeet" than the existence of werewolves, but life does come bundled with surprises.

That said, I'd like to join you and Tifa, if I may, though my shelves are made up of only romance novels and cookery books.

[phoenixdominant]

I was surprised about such a thing as well. It seems to be a very important topic to some... All the more reason to spark discussions, perhaps?

[He doesn't know what he diddddd.]

You're more than welcome, Jill. Don't think I don't see you peeking over my shoulder when I am reading. Please do join us. I would be happy to see you there, romance novels in hand.

un: steinbeck

[recluserose]

I can only speak for myself, but I believe pure mystery books or something within the horror genre should help flesh out your book club's list.

Would you kindly explain the structure of your book club? I'm rather curious and may attend the next session. I am an avid reader of literature and it is in fact, the focus of my job in my world.

[phoenixdominant]

That does seem to be the most popular choice that has been brought up thus far, yes.

And of course. The group settles on a title or two to read over the weeks that we are separated by your journeys out at sea or at work. We all enjoy our own copies of the books picked. Then every few weeks or so we gather over sweet tea on Eltrut to share our thoughts on the reading.

un: noah

[afflatusexarch]

Did you say book club?

[phoenixdominant]

I most certainly did. :)

[He's learning emojis!]

[yuezun]

Avoid "Ravished and Ravenous", "Lust Battle Royale", the "Strange Midnights" series, and "The Prince Who Dragged me To the Depths". The writing is largely uninteresting and many of the themes revolve around literally feeding on the blood of the protagonist enemies. This venerable one found them to be repetitive and lacking anything that would make them worth revisiting.

[Daqiang speaks in a level and largely bored tone, even as he shifts from his negative review of what he (now) understands to be 'zombie' romance, and to titles he... may have?... enjoyed? Or at least, didn't have a negative opinion of.]

"The Heart of the Sulfur Queen", "The Corsair's Revenge and a Paladin's Duty", and "My Year as a Milkmaid" - which is the fifth in the "My Year As" series - are ones this venerable one has finished in the last three weeks.

[phoenixdominant]

[Some book titles he can research and add!! This makes him smile.]

Thank you for your kind suggestions and honest reviews. I'll put them on my list to research. The ones you did enjoy, of course.

You seem to be an avid reader.

un; Enterprise

[lucky_e]

A book club is a wonderful idea. I haven't been reading much lately, so I'm not certain if I could give any decent suggestions.

But... "The Life and Times of John Silverhand" was very interesting.

[phoenixdominant]

That is a title I have not seen on the shelves yet. I'll be sure to see if I can find a few copies. I do hope you pick to join us, Lady Enterprise.

voice; un: passimclamoribus

[passimclamoribus]

It would seem, my fine fellow, that you and your little group of cohorts have taken a liking to the romance genre. Do you not have any variety?

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

THANK YOU! Finally someone else said it.

un: starshower, private.

[starshower]

Well. Things sure did get a little out of hand here while I was manning the bar, huh...? 😓

[She's sorry, Joshua.]

[phoenixdominant]

[This text message is a whole mood. Joshua almost doesn't know what to do with ... All these people. He was not expecting this sort of response. He was expecting two maybe three extras to join? Not ... Over fifteen+]

My apologies, Tifa... I was not expecting such an ... enthusiastic response?

un: netherese

[netherese]

Joshua,

What a fantastic idea! I would be thrilled to have the opportunity to participate in these gatherings, and can make a number of suggestions regarding books that have caught my eye during my time here that I've not yet made my way through. As it stands, it looks like I have a fair amount of catching up to do, a number of these titles sound absolutely thrilling.

As for "yeeted," given the context, I do believe you're right. Why would one not just use the word "threw?" It seems needlessly complex.

[He's one to talk.]

[phoenixdominant]

I would be happy to lend the ones we've already read to you, Gale. Please take all the time you need with them. And for the future, I would most welcome any suggestions you might have for the reading list as well.

[He has a feeling Gale would have some great additions.]

And the word "yeeted" does seem like... as the younger children might say it? Pirate slang?

un: midifications

[midifications]

I doubt you'd be interested in the sort of stuff I read, but it could be fun for me to pick up something else once in a while.

[phoenixdominant]

Now that I think about it, it might be charming to hear what your favourite book is about, Mid. Even if that may be an engineering text.

UN: hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Romance novels? People write about those things?

[You know who else is laid up? It's this guy! Though, he's fast on the mend thanks to his abilities, Darin's kept out of the public eye since...a lot of people probably saw him fight Garuda in the air above Eltrut and he's not sure he wants to face people now that a great deal of them probably saw him punch a giant bird lady.]

[Though, he can't resist the urge to reach out to Joshua. Hopefully he didn't see anything...?]

[phoenixdominant]

[Luckily (or unluckily?) Joshua was passed out cold for most of Garuda's attack...]

Of course they do. Do not tell me you have never read a good romance story before?

Un: Pers, adding to the pile lol

[scooba]

I wouldn't mind joining. I have plenty of time myself and I'm curious what kind of stories others might read.

...However, romance isn't a genre I wouldn't really enjoy. Is that okay?

[phoenixdominant]

So long as you're alright with reading a few romance novels with he group every now and then? I don't think it should be much of a problem.

Do you have any other suggestions for titles to add to the list?