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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

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[book2thehead]

[Yes Heizou could and kind of is watching all of this play out on Lyney's face in person. But it's also fun to read all the replies to his absolutely overdramatic post. And it's also why he decides to simply reply to it instead of anything else he could do.]

Goodness! My dearest magician, is something bothering you~? You seem a little extra dramatic today~ ♥

gonna assume this is after the shovel talk and they’re cool now

[chatteblanche]

you’re instigating him on purpose

[ Good for him. ]

hell yeah hell yeah

[book2thehead]

Who, me?? I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!

[chatteblanche]

we both know you would. you don't have to lie to me.

[book2thehead]

Ms. Lynette, you wound me~ All I'm doing is supporting your dear older brother in his time of great need!

[chatteblanche]

[ Man, no wonder Lyney is into you. You're just as bad as he is. ]

if you insist.

i'm glad my brother has someone who cares that much about his feelings.

[book2thehead]

[Peas in a pod, really. They get on like a house on fire.]

Oh, I'm not the only one, though! After all your father and younger brother are both here for him as well~

[chatteblanche]

very true. and now i am as well.

he's quite lucky for someone who was forcibly taken from his homeland.

[book2thehead]

You're all quite lucky, if I may say so! He was the only one here from Fontaine for some time, if I'm remembering correctly.

[chatteblanche]

he's said as much to me. i can only imagine what he was like when he first got here.

[ His crash out in the Fortress of Meropide would be considered mild by comparison. ]

luckily, it didn't last forever. and lyney is nothing if not a resourceful survivor.

[book2thehead]

[Yeeeaaaaahhhh.]

You're right. It's truly one of his more admirable traits!

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Finally, someone who won't bully him!!!]

Heizou, it's so dreadful! My dear sister, my own flesh and blood! She refuses to speak to me! All I wanted to do was spend time with her after so far apart, and she treats me so coldly!! None of my messages get through to her and she's all but vanished! Can you blame me for reacting so??

[book2thehead]

[Oh, is that what he thinks...]

Awwww, you'd think she'd be far more understanding! After all, it's been so long and you've missed her so much~

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Yes, indeed! See, you understand my plight! Surely she should know that all I wished to do was spend some time with her like we always do! Don't you think the convenience of these shellphones makes that an easy feat to accomplish??

[book2thehead]

Of course I understand, mon amour! You've spoken so fondly of her nearly everyday for as long as I've known you. And I know Freminet has missed her dearly as well. I'm amazed that he hasn't also been all over her via the shellphones like you have. After all, what's a bit of breathing room when it comes to family?

Ah, but really it's only natural for you to miss your precious sibling, isn't it? How dare no one else be able to see your good intentions! In fact, I might be a feeling a little jealous of all the attention your sister has been stealing from you~

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Oh, Freminet has certainly missed her dearly! He may not message her over the shellphones as frequently as I do, but he definitely has had time to show her how much he missed her and got to spend some quality time with her!

Ah, don't feel so jealous, mon amour! Though she is my sister, there is no replacing your place in my heart~

[book2thehead]

Hmmm~ But you simply haven't had enough, yes? Man alive, both Freminet and Lynette are truly lucky to have such a loving, doting older brother like yourself~

[Sorry not sorry, Fremi and Lynette. He's enjoying stoking the flames of drama here.]

Oh, there may not be any replacing me, but she can certainly still outrank me! I understand completely. There's no need for you to placate me with your sweet words. ♥

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Ah, if only they saw it the same way you did! But alas, sometimes they fail to see it as such!

Now Heizou, don't think such things! Trust me when I say my words here are true ♥

[book2thehead]

Awww, my poor magician. I suppose you'll have to settle with spoiling little old me tonight instead!

They can be true AND placating all at once! I'm just going to have to satisfy myself with whatever position this puts me at in your life... I wonder if Lynette will allow herself to be a shoulder for me to cry on?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Now listen, you don't mean to team up with Lynette now, do you??

[book2thehead]

Oh? Does that bother you?

Does that scare you~?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

I don't know, should it??

[chatteblanche]

it should

[book2thehead]

Man alive, Ms. Lynette! You're going to make him believe you like this! :3

[book2thehead]

Of course not! We both love you so much, after all~

[:3]