💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

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[forgeabettertomorrow]

CRAP CRAP DAMMIT CRAP I FORGOT OUR ANNIVERSARY GUYS HEPLK

HELLPOK

ASSIST!!!!!!!

[thearchangel]

I hear they banish people to deserted islands for that in some cultures.

[#Helping]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

NOT HELPING GARRUS

SHE WOULD NEVER

[thearchangel]

Ive heard of something called a dog house too. Maybe that’s where those partners get sent?



Darin just talk to her. Like I always say.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

AND ADMIT THAT I FORGOT THE DAY WE GOT GHOST MARRIED?!

I HAVE SOME PRIDE GARRUS AND I WOULD RATHER KEEP DIGGING THIS HOLE UNTIL I COME OUT THE OTHER SIDE THAN DO SOMETHING TO MAKE HER FEEL BAD!!

[astudyinviolet]

[ Why does this sound familiar? Luckily, Sherlock writes everything down because he doesn't fully trust his memory, and... Oh. ]

You were the wedding suit to that the anonymous wedding dress.

[ Which means the wedding dress was Zelda. ]

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[thearchangel]

And that’s what I thought you’d say.

I don’t know why the hell I bother

[thearchangel]

[Wait hold on - ghost married???]

That was you two????

[IN HIS DEFENSE that was kind of right after Shepard showed up so-]

[oathkeeper]

UH OH

you better get her three times the gifts, that's all you can do! cake, diamonds, a big basket of flowers and a whole steak dinner! with extra potatoes!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

BUT WHAT DO I GET HER?! I USUALLY MAKE ALL OF THE GIFTS I GIVE HER! I DONT HAVE TIME TO PULL AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT OUT OF MY ASS AND BUYING SOMETHING SEEMS CHEAP!!

The dinner I can do

And dessert

She loves dessert

SO MUCH DESSERT

Oh gods I need to go to a bakery

[oathkeeper]

uhhhh what if you buy her something handmade! i don't think that's cheap!

you could always make her something later too, if she's in love with you i'm sure she'll understand that

just don't skip on the cake! cakes!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

No dice my pride as a smith and tradesman wont allow myself to buy something I can make myself

But oh man she loves cake. I need to see if I can place an order as soon as possible!

[oathkeeper]

ohhhh so you make stuff for a living? that makes sense then.

get her some cakes! and in the meantime, plan something realllly special for her and make it.

how about a diamond ring?

[reindered]

it is??? congra -- wait, you forgot?!!!!

um. oh! get her lots of sweets! flowers? no, books! she likes history and stuff, right?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

IVE NEVER HAD AN ANNIVERSARY BEFORE CHOPPER!!!

Okay yes! Sweets! She likes sweets and flowers!

She loves history! She loves books! And all sorts of plants! And intellectual crap!!

[reindered]

i haven't either. but it's zelda. i'm sure whatever you get or do for her, she'll appreciate it!

....um. wait. you did filter this, right? so she can't see it?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

filter???





?????????

voice

[sos_pilot]

[ the sound of someone playing Taps on the kazoo ]

VOICE

[forgeabettertomorrow]

DELLA I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT SONG IS BUT IT'S NOT HELPING WHAT DO I DO!!!

[sos_pilot]

Oh, my bad. It's the song that's sometimes played at funerals.

So, how would you like yours arranged? I promise to keep it classy.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

She's not gonna kill me, she's too sweet for that! She's probably just been acting like nothing's wrong! Gods, I'm a jerk!

[empyrean_mirror]

Your first anniversary? How many days ago was it? We need to assess the damage.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Uh I guess ghouls moon? Things just kinda happened!!

[empyrean_mirror]

well good news is you can probably use "there was a crazy lady trying to decapitate us" to get out of too much trouble.

Flowers, an expensive magitech device she can take apart, and wine. In that exact order. If she asks anything else of you, your only response is "yes, my love", understand?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Hmmm

Okay but see flowers dont really convey anything in my eyes. She likes them and shes told me flowers have meaning but anyone can get someone flowers. I think I could do a lot better. Just seems kinda lazy.

A magitech device might be interesting. She loves to study them but I think that finding something she could go out and actively field test would suit her more. I love to tinker. Shed rather take the thing and explore with it. Test it out and put it through its paces and really find out how it works that way.

But wine? We shared a drink for my birthday. She can definitely drink socially but wouldnt that read as just me grasping at straws? I know her way better than that. With the weather cooling down, I think shed prefer something like a hard cider. Something really sweet and tart with a kick to warm the bones and couple that with a special dessert.

[Guess what, Kaveh. Darin might actually be the most thoughtful person there is.]