💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

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Zack Fair | Final Fantasy VII | Paladin

[activatingcombatmode]

🐺 1. The two most honest people in the world are drunk people and little kids.

🐺 2. Funny how pirates always have parrots, but we never see the mountain of bird crap that would be streaming down their backs...

🐺 3. You ever think about what happens if you kick the bucket here?

🐺 4. What, actually, do the Leviathans eat to make them so damn huge?

2

[reindered]

none of the pirates i know back home had parrots. probably because we use log poses now to tell directions?

[activatingcombatmode]

Do parrots usually tell directions? That's news to me.

[reindered]

some birds back home do. pointing in a different direction. like the south bird. but now we have the logs, and those point to the islands, they're more accurate for finding land.

[activatingcombatmode]

That's crazy. I don't know if you've seen the parrots here, but the ones living on Elah just yell, heckle and swear at people.

[You'll never think of parrots the same way once one of them calls you a "little bitch!"]

3

[serendipitously]

Disturbingly often. Do you?

[activatingcombatmode]

You know, probably more often than I should. Wild, isn't it?

[serendipitously]

Bit wild, bit concerning. Is death on your mind a lot?

[activatingcombatmode]

I wouldn't say ... a lot? But I guess above average.

4

[haveaflare]

[...an even more disturbing thought that has yet to occur to him until this very moment.]

What is it they eat at all? It must take a truly vast amount of food to sustain them.

[activatingcombatmode]

[You're welcome for the brain worms!]

That's what I'm wondering. With the size that they are, they probably need some serious calories. Are they eating all the giant whales in the sea?

[haveaflare]

Mayhap there are things beyond our ken, or at least beyond our experience.

Or they are divine and do not require such things.

[activatingcombatmode]

[Oh, this guy talks like G'raha. A bit. At least Zack can understand it better now.]

Beyond our ken, huh.

Suppose they're more like big gods than anything else. Yeah.

2

[verboaten]

We train them to poop off the side of the ship and not on our shoulders.

[activatingcombatmode]

Seriously?

Alright, that's funny.

[verboaten]

I'm kidding.

My crew back home never had parrots. What we did have were Sylphjays, and those were smart enough to know not poop on their handlers.

3

[astudyinviolet]

Given my past experiences, I fear I will come back to life after feeling excruciating pain and then forced to feel it again soon after.

[activatingcombatmode]

Okay, that's a lot more grim than what I was thinking.

[astudyinviolet]

It was not a pleasant experience, and I do not recommend it.

[makoglow]

One of those is a little morbid, don't you think?

[activatingcombatmode]

What, the pooping parrots?

[makoglow]

[ You know which one he is talking about ]

Sure, we can do with that one.

4

[midifications]

Maybe they eat SMALLER leviathans. You know, survival of the fittest and all that.

[activatingcombatmode]

Seriously?! You think so? ... Damn... There's always a bigger fish in the sea.

[midifications]

Why not? The sea is pretty vast, isn't it? I bet there's something real big down there we can't see, so it makes sense to me.