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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[TEXT] UN; onebullet

[onebullet]

👍👍👍

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[thearchangel]

Not the emojis. This is already embarrassing.

[PICTURE] 1/2

[onebullet]

[ She's out and about, but has taken the time to send him a picture of just her hand with a thumbs up. ]

[TEXT] 2/2

[onebullet]

Better?

[thearchangel]

Okay, okay, you got me there.

Nice job.

[onebullet]

OK good.

Thought Id have to get creative.

[thearchangel]

Careful, don't get too creative on us.

Things tend to explode, then.

[onebullet]

Now Ive got to try.

[thearchangel]

At least give us a warning before you start. That way we'll know where to bail out.

[onebullet]

[ There's a good 15 minutes of silence, and then... ]

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It looked better before I sent it.

[thearchangel]

[... Please hold. Processing.]

[And so help him, he has to laugh.]

I think that's the best thing anyone's sent me in a long time.

[onebullet]

[ Backspaces the middle finger emoji. ]

How do I delete it.

[thearchangel]

Is that a serious question?

let's all agree to never be creative again

[onebullet]

No.

it's beautiful

[thearchangel]

Glad to hear it - I was going to be worried if you couldn't find the delete button.

Maybe offer some

lessons?

[onebullet]

On pushing my buttons?

Thats something I should be teaching you.

[thearchangel]

[... Hold up, sudden flashbacks to that drunk conversation with Darin and Karlach.]

[And The Revelations.]

Is

That something you'd like to... share with the class?

[onebullet]

[ His reply gets a laugh, though judging by his reaction to her emotional support emoji, she doubts he'd appreciate just getting a "lol" back. ]

Very funny.

[ She has no idea he's having war flashbacks potentially fishing for something else. ]

[thearchangel]

[Charisma Roll Fail.]

Well, since that's why you keep me around, I've got to stay sharp.

[SMOOTH RECOVERY!!]

[onebullet]

🖕

Do you know what that means?

[thearchangel]

Oh now that's just playing dirty.

I don't have enough fingers for that.

[onebullet]

Yeah you do, you've just got to tell people you're not pointing at the sky.

[thearchangel]

I could always put my hands together.

Six is better than three.

[onebullet]

That might work.

You should send me a pic of it.

[ Hehehe. ]

[thearchangel]

Wow, asking for photos over the network. Might give people the wrong idea.

[Stop being gross u two.]