[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

text; un: calibrations

[thearchangel]

Okay, I’ll play along.

[thearchangel]

oh damn that didn’t go as planned

UN: hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

YOU LOOK SURPRISED

HOW DID YOU SURPRISE YOURSELF WITH YOUR OWN PICTURE!?!?!

[He's dying.]

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

First time taking a pic?

[activatingcombatmode]

Ya you're probably smokin!

[standingonmyneck]

Camera is a bit much to handle, isn't it?

[fullgauntlet]

[He's a little bit nervous to do this but everyone seems to be enjoying posting their special someone so... He wants to try it too! Even if he gets killed for it later.]

This is Katsuki Bakugou! He runs very hot! His quirk is called Explosion which means he can use the nitroglycerin in his sweat to create massive explosions. Technically speaking... Kacchan's sweat decomposes explosively at temperatures above 200°C (392°F) and can reach temperatures around 3,000°C (5,432°F) during detonation! I think that makes him a close winner, ne?

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

5,432°F? That's almost as hot as my fire side. I didn't know that he could get to those temperatures. He's really come a long way from AP Shot and I am proud of how hot he is.

[catsgothistongue]

Is everyone on our crew dating each other?

[He's only guessing since far as he know, one'd only post their significant other on here. Seriously, just how out of the know is he? What next, are Roxas and Rody a thing?]

[callmekacchan]

Oy, that's not what they mean by hot, nerd.
This is what they mean by hot.

[empyrean_mirror]

izuku

IZUKU

when did you get a boyfriend why didn't you tell me oh my god!!!

[cursedwords]

Sure, he is that, but he's also hot. Good choice Izuku.

[ He's dating Shoto, everyone is safe from him but his eyes still work. ]

[callmekacchan]

[Katsuki has had such a shit couple of days and now he's laid up in bed scrolling through the network while he heals. And y'know what? Why not? Izuku deserves attention.]

Look at this nerd.
How fucking dare he be this attractive.
He's got the most stupidly cute face with dumb cute freckles and dumb pretty eyes.
And then that damn body of his.
Cute, pretty and hot.
Triple threat.

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

I think maybe if he wasn't wearing a sweater it would make it less temperate. If he gets too hot, please tell him to call me. I think his freckles are a good feature for him, too.

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

I'd say he's more dork than nerd. Geek's a close second.

[fullgauntlet]

KACCHAN YOU POSTED THIS PHOTO I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KEPT IT

[cursedwords]

Yeah, he's hot, of course.

[ Hey, he can give compliments. His eyes work, after all. ]

un; heir-conditioned

[heir_conditioned]

Since he did it first, I don't think it's out of line to do it as well.

I would like anyone who doesn't know him to meet Toge Inumaki. Not only to meet him but to see him. Though I love my family and I love my friends, he is the person I love the most. There will always be differing opinions on physical appearances, but having learned what the context is, I would say he is hot in the terms on here.


But also I would say he is the most beautiful for a lot of other reasons that aren't just physical.




Even though he can only speak a few words, it's for selfless reasons and not hard to learn. He thinks of everyone before himself, would fight for anyone who couldn't for whatever reason at any cost. Toge is powerful, agile and can stand his own in a fight, but knows the value of working along side others. He is an amazing cook, he is a great teacher and above all he is a loyal, patient person who I will always cherish.

Aside that he is physically attractive to me, those are the reasons I think only add to his being hot. Thank you.

[empyrean_mirror]

ohhh, that's so sweet of you

[AH, YOUNG LOVE....]

[boredallready]

this is stopid theirs onlee lik 2 pikturs with fier and 1 gy with kofee

[Unless it's iced coffee. But can you trust Lloyd on that?]

Yu kinda suk at this gam

un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

[ Okay this is physically painful to read. Who let this small child see this post? ]

I believe it is a turn of phrase referring to attractiveness or desirability in a romantic partner.

[ Zelda's having a crash course in slang today thanks to all this. ]

You will understand when you're older.

un: historiology

[historiology]

So, sharing pictures of people we think are pretty? Is that it? Because. Mikleo is pretty.



[Yeah. Sorey has no actual real idea on this but this is what he is getting from this whole thing??? And he has no idea how others might interpret this but he will never not gush about his water seraph bff. Mikleo is very pretty!! Let him share this with everyone! ]

un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

Oh yes, she is very pretty! And that short haircut perfectly frames her face. I considered such a style myself, but I do not think I could wear it nearly so beautifully as she does.

[vermilloci]

Hey everyone!! look at my friend, isn't she cute?? ☆⌒ヽ(*'､^*)
these are two selfies she already had, but we're also going shopping together. i think she can pull off just about anything so if you have any recs for colors or summer dresses, let me know (๑˘ᵕ˘)
(and give her compliments)

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

Blues and greens work pretty well, both on their own and together.

Also have to agree with you there, she's pretty cute.

[multidisciplinary]

I realize that I have already shared someone, but I would be remiss if I did not put forth my new friend, Rem. She is exactly as kind and sweet as she appears, but also quite the tease! And is she not truly stunning? Such a timeless, classic beauty! We are to go shopping together soon and she is sure to put anything I select for her to shame.

(Which is probably for the best, because I do not have the greatest sense for fashion. Any tips would be most welcome.)

[activatingcombatmode]

Total cutie 10/10!

text | un: cutlassfury

[cutlassfury]

[ Well. That was a lot of pictures. So many pictures, that Vyse was pretty sure the original point of this message has long since been lost. Not that he could even really COMMENT on how hot someone was, since he barely knew who was even being talked about...

... But he DOES want to share some cool pictures he has. ]

Not sure what's going on, but here's some cool pictures someone took of me!

un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

[ Oh, a familiar face! Which, when one has only been in this world for a month, is a big deal. ]

Your photographer has a keen eye. My compliments to them.

If I did not know better, I would guess you to be a native of this world.

[ Given that, you know, Vyse's everything screams swashbuckler. ]

un: book2thehead

[book2thehead]

Since it seems we're all sharing images of our companions here, I guess I could throw some of my own into the public eye!

[And yet these photos are all presented without any further comment. No one ask how he got any of them, either.]

un: paradisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh!!!!

You two really have a lot of fun huh